This Is Not Possible in Law or Magic
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Groucho Marx
of the 3/4 Court Press
This was a strange evening. I woke up in my recliner at 6 pm, only I thought it was 6 am. So I got up and had some breakfast, found out what my Ukrainian friends had accomplished, and began to read emails then I noticed it was 7 pm and I didn't now know, if it was the day before or the day after. Then I realized that I was asking myseslf that question but I didn't know what I meant by after.
But, it was about to get weirder.
The very first email I opened generated the following response from me. It had to do with an affidavit by a "not so much" expert witness. It seems the Fake Foreclosing Party had lost the mortgage (or deed of trust depends on where you live, Reader). The expert witness was asking for a new mortgage so that it could be assigned (wtf?) because the real mortgage had been lost.
If you have read anything here and retained it, then you know that you can't lose a mortgage and that the assignment of your security instrument (mortgage, deed of trust, security deed etc.) simply cannot be done. That it is not even that kind of a document. READ MORE
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